Beatrice, upon meeting other cats for the first time:
- Phinney (circa 2004): Hi! Will you be my friend? I am extremely bouncy and rather stupid.
- Beatrice: FUCK NO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH LA.DONNA.PIETRA THAT'S MY HUMAN GET YOUR OWN.
- (smacks Phinney around a lot)
- Dot (circa 2006): Please don't hurt me!
- Beatrice: THERE'S TWO OF THEM NOW?! THE HELL?!
- (smacks Dot around a lot)
- Phinney and Dot (circa 2012): Who's fat and old and can't keep up? Nyaaahhh!
- Beatrice: Yeah, whatever. I'll still pop you one if you get within paw's reach.