xtremecaffeine:

glossylalia:

sashayed:

glossylalia:

sashayed:

Khaleesi of the rap game

I spit rhymes like wildfire

About to mount the whole world

‘cause these other suckas tired

hater bitches think you’re singing but I’m gonna leave you cryin

i’ll take you down like homeboy in the house of the undyin

seven kingdoms keep demandin me so i’ma keep supplyin

if fire can’t even burn your girl, you shouldn’t bother tryin

Party so hard, yo we gettin’ Red Wasted

Your boy’s all on me and he ain’t even had a taste yet

So pack ya pussy up because mine is the fury

I’m comin’ for what’s mine, boo, you ain’t even gotta worry

With fire and blood, my rhymes be killin’ smooth talkers

But in the sheets, I bring ‘em back from the dead…white walkers. 

Blood-ride or die chick, merchants wanna holler

Stranger dick, slow your roll, better be a baller

Better have a braid swangin down to your knees

cause if they aint a soldier man I tell em “at ease”

Come at me, child please, that’ll be the worst part

Eat you for breakfast like a muhhhfuckin horse heart. 

(and then the breakdown is just “Where my dragons at? / Where my dragons at? / Where my dragons at? / Where my dragons at?”)

‘Bout to storm all your shores, I came here to do the most

Unbowed and unbent…BADDEST BITCH IN WESTEROS

A Khal who don’t ride is no Khal at all
I be ridin’ on my pony while you other bitches fall
Mowin’ down suckas from Sunspear to Wall
Dragons is my childrens so you best heed my call

PEACE!



I enjoyed that way too much :P 

The most wonderful thing I have seen all afternoon.

(Reblogged from electrodaggers)

Notes

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    Is it sad that I’m such a diehard bookworm that I was happy with this until the “Where are my dragons?” part because if...
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    This is good!
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    RAH RAH like a dungeon dragon etc
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    I have never seen such poetry before.
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    sashayed | glossylalia | sashayed: Rave, I have literally never been more proud to call you my friend and ally.
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